July 2007
Nursery Rhymes
Submitted by jocose on Tuesday 31 July 2007 @ 5:39 pmLittle Miss Muffet
Dairy she loved to eat
The spider he took a seat
She turned with a whirl
She screamed like a girl
And beat a hasty retreat
More famous literature rewritten as limes
Submitted by jocose on Monday 30 July 2007 @ 4:18 pmRomeo and Juliet
Divided by a name
A story of inordinate shame
with poison and knives
that wasted lives
Their deaths were all in vain
Famous Literature Rewritten as Limericks
Submitted by jocose on Saturday 28 July 2007 @ 10:50 pmThe Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Huck he made his slip
Down the Mississip
On a raft with Jim
And the Dauphin
They had an amazing trip
Famous Poems Rewritten as Limericks
Submitted by jocose on Thursday 26 July 2007 @ 5:20 pmLtL sent me this link to a site that has some famous poems rewritten as limericks—really bad limericks, I might add.
I’ve decided to give it a go, and here’s my first attempt:
The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner
A wedding guest was cross
To hear the sailor’s dross
A tale of thirst
A gunshot burst
And the death of an albatross
Mispellings
Submitted by jocose on Thursday 19 July 2007 @ 10:42 amIn order to appreciate what follows, I point you, my loyal readers, to this link.
I received the following message this morning:
If anyone in the office gets a call or question from any Florida Member (or otherwise) about a misspelled Endeavor Banner being hung at KSC, please forward or direct to me to work in tandem with the Public Communications group, which has developed standard material. Thanks -K
K immediately followed this email with this one:
Which it would help if I myself could spell it right in my own e-mails!!! -K
I responded thusly to her latter email:
Yea but you used the reflexive pronoun properly, which trumps typos anytime!
You know, that's what we get for naming an American space ship after an 18th century British Bark. The shuttle was American-made, it should have been American-named :)
I immediately followed this email with this one:
All joking aside, I don't get why it’s a big deal. There have been (and could have been) much worse typos, and everyone makes them. At least this was a British/American English mistake, what if the banner read " Godpeed Endeavour!" or "Good Lust, Endeavour!" I think that would be much worse.
another milestone
Submitted by jocose on Wednesday 11 July 2007 @ 6:19 pmToday was 5 months. I'm not sure what the record was, and honestly, I can't be arsed to look it up. Besides, that's the past and this is the present. If I make it 5 more, I know for sure that it will be a record!